So I guess the KKK has said that they think Westboro Baptist Church is going too far with picketing the funerals of the children.
You know you’ve gone too far when the KKK thinks you’re going too far.
Anonymous asked: buddy I think you need to calm down
Who are you
If you want, we can get together and have tea.
Maybe talk about the various plot points of twilight.
Like bros do, y’know?
BECAUSE BEING CALM IS FUN
ON THAT NOTE
Off to bed with me.
Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”
The Captain Cock
if it’s called an otp why do i have 28 of them
HERE IS WHERE WE GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT, PEOPLE.
How do I have 11 followers
I don’t even do things
did someone I blocked follow me?!?
BECAUSE I ONLY SEE TEN
WHEN I CLICK ON THE FOLLOWERS BUTTON
EDIT: WTF I HAVE ANOTHER FOLLOWER
IN THE TIME IT TOOK ME TO MAKE THIS POST
IT’S BEEN A WEEK, PEOPLE.
YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
Why are there so many food related posts in the Rosemary tag?
People don’t tag spices.
That’s not a thing.
People tag things in the context of shipping.
I DON’T NEED TO SEE FREAKING SOUP
I WANT TO SQUEE OVER MY OTP
I rhyme when I’m angry?
I have decided that Aoi Asahina is my Super High-school Level Waifu okay
Someone who knows what this is
You, sir, are about to gain a follower.
This is what happens when you come to me with dating issues.
- Oni-chan: I can't get over (mister sexy pants). I just can't.
- Oni-chan: I wanna talk to him...
- Oni-chan: BUT I CAN'T!
- Bellzi Perrez: Then ask him the fuck out, dude.
- Bellzi Perrez: GET HIM CHOCOLATE ROSES LIKE I TOLD YOU TO.
- Oni-chan: I can't verb him ever.
- Bellzi Perrez: ASK TO CONTROL ALT DELETE HIS CLOTHES.
- Bellzi Perrez: ALSO
- Bellzi Perrez: You can tap that ass...
- Oni-chan: Hehe blush.
- Bellzi Perrez: IF YOU TRY.
- Oni-chan: It's hard to try.
- Bellzi Perrez: Well...
- Bellzi Perrez: I could always...
- Bellzi Perrez: Embass for you.
- Oni-chan: NOPENOPENOOPE
- Bellzi Perrez: Why the-
- Oni-chan: Wait what's embass?
- Bellzi Perrez: -jesustits
- Bellzi Perrez: not?
- Scott Simon: Wait what's embass?
- Bellzi Perrez: I COULD ASK HIM FOR YOU, BRO.
- Bellzi Perrez: AND BE ALL LIKE-
- Oni-chan: Nopenopenopenope
- Bellzi Perrez: -(mister sexy pants), ONI-CHAN WANTS THE D.
- Bellzi Perrez: AND HE'D GIVE YOU:
- Bellzi Perrez: THE D.
- Oni-chan: Nopenopenope.
- Bellzi Perrez: THE D, BRO.
- Oni-chan: Nope.
- Bellzi Perrez: YOU WANT...
- Bellzi Perrez: THE D.
- Oni-chan: Well, not no to the D.
- Oni-chan: But NOPE TO YOU.
Apparently I missed something in the wonderful world of tumblr over the past two days?
I’m going to sleep now
Expect a decrease in notes across the board
BECAUSE I CLICK THE LIKE BUTTON
maybe just a few more minutes