Friday, May 30, 2014

GUESS WHO REMEMBERED HER TUMBLR PASSWORD

THIS GAL

Monday, December 17, 2012

Holy fuck

jillbiden:

So I guess the KKK has said that they think Westboro Baptist Church is going too far with picketing the funerals of the children.

You know you’ve gone too far when the KKK thinks you’re going too far.

Jesus.

My god.

(Source: steviefuckingnicks)

Sunday, December 16, 2012

ON THAT NOTE

Off to bed with me.

*ollies outie*

Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”

starischan:

the-hatred-machine:

grey-trickster:

thatnortnicguy:

tyrant-valvatorez:

the-captain-ressentiment:

The Captain Cock

tyrant-cock

thatcockguy

Cock-Trickster

the-cock-machine

cockchan

annoyed cock

OR

cock cartoonist

oh.

(Source: theofficialmrsclaus)

Watt

How do I have 11 followers

I don’t even do things

and

did someone I blocked follow me?!?

BECAUSE I ONLY SEE TEN

WHEN I CLICK ON THE FOLLOWERS BUTTON

WATT

I DON’T

WATT

*FLIPS TABLE*

EDIT: WTF I HAVE ANOTHER FOLLOWER

IN THE TIME IT TOOK ME TO MAKE THIS POST

I JUST

IT’S BEEN A WEEK, PEOPLE.

YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.

Watt

Why are there so many food related posts in the Rosemary tag?

People don’t tag spices.

That’s not a thing.

People tag things in the context of shipping.

I DON’T NEED TO SEE FREAKING SOUP

I WANT TO SQUEE OVER MY OTP

holy fuck

I rhyme when I’m angry?

Niiice.

I’m sorry
but
there are at least 42.413 people I have known personally who need to see this.
Now.
RIGHT NOW.

I’m sorry

but

there are at least 42.413 people I have known personally who need to see this.

Now.

RIGHT NOW.

melspontaneus:

i made a simple gif c: rosemary cuz i miss them so much :c

OTP ALERT
OTP ALERT
NEVER NOT REBLOG
NEVER NOT REBLOG
Bellzi stop making stupid jokes you have school tomorrow 
FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT

melspontaneus:

i made a simple gif c: rosemary cuz i miss them so much :c

OTP ALERT

OTP ALERT

NEVER NOT REBLOG

NEVER NOT REBLOG

Bellzi stop making stupid jokes you have school tomorrow 

FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT

I have decided that Aoi Asahina is my Super High-school Level Waifu okay

Okay

Finally

Someone who knows what this is

You, sir, are about to gain a follower.

This is what happens when you come to me with dating issues.

  • Oni-chan: I can't get over (mister sexy pants). I just can't.
  • Oni-chan: I wanna talk to him...
  • Oni-chan: BUT I CAN'T!
  • Bellzi Perrez: Then ask him the fuck out, dude.
  • Bellzi Perrez: GET HIM CHOCOLATE ROSES LIKE I TOLD YOU TO.
  • Oni-chan: I can't verb him ever.
  • Bellzi Perrez: ASK TO CONTROL ALT DELETE HIS CLOTHES.
  • Bellzi Perrez: ALSO
  • Bellzi Perrez: You can tap that ass...
  • Oni-chan: Hehe blush.
  • Bellzi Perrez: IF YOU TRY.
  • Oni-chan: It's hard to try.
  • Bellzi Perrez: Well...
  • Bellzi Perrez: I could always...
  • Bellzi Perrez: Embass for you.
  • Oni-chan: NOPENOPENOOPE
  • Bellzi Perrez: Why the-
  • Oni-chan: Wait what's embass?
  • Bellzi Perrez: -jesustits
  • Bellzi Perrez: not?
  • Scott Simon: Wait what's embass?
  • Bellzi Perrez: I COULD ASK HIM FOR YOU, BRO.
  • Bellzi Perrez: AND BE ALL LIKE-
  • Oni-chan: Nopenopenopenope
  • Bellzi Perrez: -(mister sexy pants), ONI-CHAN WANTS THE D.
  • Bellzi Perrez: AND HE'D GIVE YOU:
  • Bellzi Perrez: THE D.
  • Oni-chan: Nopenopenope.
  • Bellzi Perrez: THE D, BRO.
  • Oni-chan: Nope.
  • Bellzi Perrez: YOU WANT...
  • Bellzi Perrez: THE D.
  • Oni-chan: Well, not no to the D.
  • Oni-chan: But NOPE TO YOU.

Oops

Apparently I missed something in the wonderful world of tumblr over the past two days?

*shrugs*

Saturday, December 15, 2012

linzstuck:

warpedlamp:

fuckyeahmidnightcrew:

useless—drivel:

So I did a thing

Chiptune remix of I’m a Member of the Midnight Crew.

This is perfect.

image

FIRST THOUGHT?

(starbornekid made those midnight crew pixels, woo)

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I NEED THIS TO PLAY

AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC OF MY LIFE

THIS

I MEAN

HOLY MOTHER OF SATAN

(Source: spoopygoodra)

WELP

I’m going to sleep now

Expect a decrease in notes across the board

BECAUSE I CLICK THE LIKE BUTTON

WAAAAAAAAY

TOO MUCH

maybe just a few more minutes

Reblog if you want “if I was you’re boyfriend/girlfriend” in you’re ask,

As much as I’m reblogging this

it’s because

DAT GRAMMAR


bellzi go to sleep

Edit: AUTOCORRECT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW JUST WTF “REFLAGGING” IS.

(Source: sad-dest)